So I was thinking.... You know, me being single again, I do that quite often. Then I realized something: I am an immensely complex person, So then that in turn got me thinking much more about the kind of person I am, and the type of guy I'm with next... For instance... This guy is going to have to be either really understanding, or really crazy to be able to deal with me and my quirks. So I decided to make a list of some of them... In my defense, theyre not that bad in my book ... But I realized that I have a lot more than I thought I did, but I.E.
1. I Cannot stand for toothpaste to be squeezed from the middle making the tube all scrunched up... HUGE issue for me... why can't people just neatly squeeze it from the bottom up?
2. I cannot get into a bed or under the covers if I haven't showered.. And that means that whoever is sharing my bed next will have to feel the same way... (This one isn't too bad, but I've seen it happen, and it just baffles me!)
3. I have to remove my shoes upon entering my house.... and so does anyone else... I HATE for shoes to be worn inside! Especially when carpet is a factor!
4. I hate when someone lays on a bed without removing thier shoes... Then again, see quirk #3, and I'll be surprised if you even get near my bed... If in fact you get passed the door (=
5. I have to fix my bed before I leave the house, I just don't like coming home to messy covers... My bed is so much less appealing!
6. I hate it when my bed isn't neatly tucked all the way around.. Including when I sleep. I just feels so much better! like I'm all snuggled up
7. I cannot go to sleep if my house is a mess... IE... Dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor ect.
8. I refuse to watch a movie if I've missed even 5 minutes of it... If Im late to a movie, I will rather catch the next showing, than not know what's going on...
9. I don't like watching movies on like TBS and such, because I hate the commercial breaks... It's like they get you soo Hyped and into it only to interrupt it with a " this show brought to you by pampers...."
10. Every time I get somethin to eat, I never make it home without diggin into the bag... No matter what it is... It never makes it home untouched.
11. Sometimes if I have leftovers, and whatever it is looks less appetizing than when it was made, I get grossed out and throw the whole dish away instead of just the food.
12. I have a HUGE phobia of consuming meat that is the slightest bit uncooked.
13. I laugh at things a day later when I finally catch the punch line!...
14. In movies, Im usually the one laughing at the serious parts and when a funny part does come up im like " Wait,.... What?"
15. I hate when people smack and chew with their wide open traps... I HATE IT!
16. I hate when people tell me that I can't do something... Therefore, I let them think I can't and make them feel stupid when I do.
17. Im stubborn, and cranky when Im really hungry
18. Sometimes it's not easy to tell whether Im serious, or just kidding.
19. I can't sleep with my feet uncovered... and
20. I am the biggest stealer of the covers, and a pretty big bed-hog. These are pretty much the main ones.... So you see why Im in such a pickle.... Maybe it'll be tougher than I thought to find someone who can handle all my quirks. And again, he'd have to be either really understanding, or just nuts!........On the other hand, He may not be understanding, or crazy... But rather perfect!... However, I stand firm to the fact that I believe that there's at least one person out there that can...... Somewhere.... XOXO, C
1. I Cannot stand for toothpaste to be squeezed from the middle making the tube all scrunched up... HUGE issue for me... why can't people just neatly squeeze it from the bottom up?
2. I cannot get into a bed or under the covers if I haven't showered.. And that means that whoever is sharing my bed next will have to feel the same way... (This one isn't too bad, but I've seen it happen, and it just baffles me!)
3. I have to remove my shoes upon entering my house.... and so does anyone else... I HATE for shoes to be worn inside! Especially when carpet is a factor!
4. I hate when someone lays on a bed without removing thier shoes... Then again, see quirk #3, and I'll be surprised if you even get near my bed... If in fact you get passed the door (=
5. I have to fix my bed before I leave the house, I just don't like coming home to messy covers... My bed is so much less appealing!
6. I hate it when my bed isn't neatly tucked all the way around.. Including when I sleep. I just feels so much better! like I'm all snuggled up
7. I cannot go to sleep if my house is a mess... IE... Dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor ect.
8. I refuse to watch a movie if I've missed even 5 minutes of it... If Im late to a movie, I will rather catch the next showing, than not know what's going on...
9. I don't like watching movies on like TBS and such, because I hate the commercial breaks... It's like they get you soo Hyped and into it only to interrupt it with a " this show brought to you by pampers...."
10. Every time I get somethin to eat, I never make it home without diggin into the bag... No matter what it is... It never makes it home untouched.
11. Sometimes if I have leftovers, and whatever it is looks less appetizing than when it was made, I get grossed out and throw the whole dish away instead of just the food.
12. I have a HUGE phobia of consuming meat that is the slightest bit uncooked.
13. I laugh at things a day later when I finally catch the punch line!...
14. In movies, Im usually the one laughing at the serious parts and when a funny part does come up im like " Wait,.... What?"
15. I hate when people smack and chew with their wide open traps... I HATE IT!
16. I hate when people tell me that I can't do something... Therefore, I let them think I can't and make them feel stupid when I do.
17. Im stubborn, and cranky when Im really hungry
18. Sometimes it's not easy to tell whether Im serious, or just kidding.
19. I can't sleep with my feet uncovered... and
20. I am the biggest stealer of the covers, and a pretty big bed-hog. These are pretty much the main ones.... So you see why Im in such a pickle.... Maybe it'll be tougher than I thought to find someone who can handle all my quirks. And again, he'd have to be either really understanding, or just nuts!........On the other hand, He may not be understanding, or crazy... But rather perfect!... However, I stand firm to the fact that I believe that there's at least one person out there that can...... Somewhere.... XOXO, C
so I went to fix me up a drink and I was thinking about your list... then I was like... that person sounds sooo familiar---and then it dawned on me! THAT'S MY HUSBAND! you are describing Lay! then I realized-- you are the FEMALE version of Lay! AHHHHHHHH! I about freaked out... It means there are 2 of you in this planet, that must mean there are more of you clean freaks!
ReplyDeleteand then I realized something-there is hope for you yet-you might find someone from your obscure "CLAN" out there.... somewhere.... lol